Dialogue Script

Dialogue 1: Matt and Alex office scene

Alex: Welcome Jimmy. I gather you had a long flight from the states but I am glad you had a safe trip. Here in this school we have friendly staff and peers. Now is there anything you would like me to do for you?

Matt: (American accent) Sure. I hear in Britain, you British folks love that tea you drink. (Switches into a mocking British accent) So would you care to make my your finest cup of tea? Jolly good chap!!


Dialogue 2: Crowd scene

Matt: Howdy folks. Tell me what goes on with you British folks?


Dialogue 3:

Matt: Let's go and play some soccer..... or football whatever you call it.

FIELD GOAL!!! THATS 3 POINTS!!! U-S-A! U-S-A!!



Dialogue 4:

Matt: I heard there was a party here.

Sweet Mary Jesus! HELP ME!


Dialogue 5:

Friend: You really need to sort yourself out mate... desperately. No one really respects you, no offence.

Matt: But they don't mind right? They like me because I'm American born and awesome.

Friend: No. Regardless to you being American, they don't like you because you are an utter mug. But just listen to me if you want respect rather than attention. Just play it cool. Go with the flow.

Dialogue 6:

Mo: Oi oi oi Yankee!

Matt: Why hey there!

Mo: you're a dead yank! I saw you talking to her.

Mo's friend: And you just made a huge mistake

Girl: Oi Brett leave it out. Stop being such a dickhead.
Friend: Oi Brett leave it out. He is harmless.

Matt: Get off of me you big mean bully

Mo: Or what batty boy? What you going to do about it blud?

Matt: Blud? You will see some proper blood if you don't go away.